Kisho Laughing Lord [White Wolf: Exalted]

  • Name: Kisho Laughing Lord
  • Concept: Discordian
  • Nature: Trickster (gain willpower whenever you upset the established order of things)
  • Character Sheet
  • Quote: "I am Luna's laughter; I am Her shifting Fool; I am the hand of Her mischief. I am stream and shadow, fey and false, truth in the dark."
  • Appearance: To be written.
  • Personality: Kisho is too stubborn to die, too mercurial to submit, and too perverse to fall. He is Luna's changeling child; he sees himself as Luna's Fool, the Laughing Lord, and he takes this job seriously in his own lopsided way.
    He was born in the dregs of a river-city, Eagle's Launch; slum-child, a thief like any other. He's seen his share of darkness; he's been caught and jailed for thievery; his lithe form and pretty face has caused him more grief than good. By rights, he should be a bitter shell of a person, haunted and twisted.
    Bitter he may be, in his own subtle way, but he finds his vengeance in learning and laughter. It was a long lesson, a hard lesson, and he almost fell prey to hate before he learned the use of the jester's way. But learn it he did, and it's served him well. If his laughter is sometimes edged with pain, or his smile with brittle glass - well, he is Lunar, and still feral. The laughing hyena has a nasty bite.
    His delight is in hiding the seen and unveiling the unseen; in confounding the order of things; in introducing healthy chaos to a well-planned system. After all, those Dragon-Blooded do so hate it when there's a twist in their plans...
  • History: Kisho doesn't know who his father was. He was born and raised to poverty, less than a peasant, in the dregs of the Realm city Eagle's Launch. His mother cleaned streets here, begged for coin there, and did whatever else she could to bring in food and scrip.
    She was a crafty woman, resilient despite every attempt of the world to break her spirit. She had her pride; it was all that kept her going most days, and a fierce and stalwart entity it was too. "They won't break me," Kisho heard her hiss more than once, when a patrician looked straight through her like she was nothing, when even peasants spat at her calloused feet.
    It was from his mother that he learned deception. He learned the art of the begger: how to bind one's foot so that it looked twisted and useless, how to mark one's skin with the appearance of pox, how to stare in seeming sightlessness and never startle at the most unexpected noise. She played the desperate mother and he the deaf and blind child, and they were convincing enough to bring in more scrip than most street beggars.
    He learned stealth from her, too, and how to disappear when the Black-Helms came nigh. How to fade into shadow, or hunch one's hsoulders and duck the head to melt into a crowd. He learned the streets, the alleys, the nooks to fall into when pursued. He learned how to present the appearance of nonperson, unimportance, so that those above you never saw you in their self-importance.
    He learned social patterns, a honeyed tongue, how to watch people. He learned the tiny signs of a person with a secret, and the signs of someone soft of heart who might be persuaded to part with scrip or food. He learned the subtle ways to talk and charm and guilt a person out of money, and how to bluster out of a guard's grasp or a shopowner's fury.
    He learned thievery. His mother could pick pockets reasonably well, and knew the art of filching a loaf as one slumped by the bread stand. His fingers were as nimble as hers, and she taught him their slyest uses. "They have more than they can use," she'd explain, "and look how they waste it! We are their just rewards."
    With words like that, she taught him disdain of highborn, the wasteful arrogant sloths who deserved to be cheated and tricked. SHe pointed out the flaws of society; she was remarkably astute in her observations. Kisho wondered, sometimes, if she'd been born as low as he - but she never talked of her past, however hard or subtly he pressed.
    One thing she never taught him: the trade she plied in the most desperate of times, when she donned a new disguise: scrubbed skin, cleaned hair, and clothes with dashes of color and hints of better living - clothes cut tight and low and revealing. She was pretty, though she hid it well beneath rags and dirt and clumped hair - "It's dangerous to have a pretty face, Kisho," she told him, scrubbing dirt onto his cheeks and mud in his hair - and when she cleaned up, she approached beauty. She made him stay behind when she walked the evening streets in such guise, but enough muttering from other street rats clued him into what she did. He brawled with the first brat to say it, but found too soon that it was true, and thereafter simply scowled and threatened to sock such wag-tongues in their gaping mouths.
    Most of the time, they left it at that and knowing smirks.
    And she didn't just returned with scrip. She returned, a droll sneer in her voice, with gems and jewelry, finery lifted from the sleeping fool's house after the deed. Her right, she maintained. She only collected her due, what her services were worth, she said. They never paid enough up front.
    The other scum eyed them oddly. His mother was too proud, they said; she put on airs, she talked fine, like she thought she were patricion. Dragon, even. Pretty face and she thinks she ain't scum, like all else. Thinkin' she better than us.
    Kisho was torn, most times. His mother was content to hold herself apart from the other lowlife. All she needed was her fierce and stalwart pride. But Kisho was a child, despite the harsh life; he desired companions. He ran with other streetrats like a pack of alleydogs, but he was never quite one of them. His mother had instilled in him her pride, her dignity, and her dialect. And some rat would always end up saying something foul of his ma, and he'd be in another brawl. Him being a stringy thing, he wasn't much suited for street brawls - but he was scrappy, determined, and he bit and clawed and exploited every possible advantage, however dirty.
    His mother was never bothered, despite her less-than-swarthy frame and attractive demeanor. Mutterings, disdain, and insults, yes - all met with a chill stare and uplifted chin - but never a pawing hand or violence. Once he knew more of the way of the world, he wondered at this. His inquiries finally brought an answer from one of the older lowlifes. "Like a cat she be," he'd said with a note of grudging admiration. "Flyin' feet an' quick fists, belike a pissed monk. Made short work of th' poor sot who grabbed her; snapped his neck, she did. Cold one, yer mum. None touch her since, elss she started it, an' most times not even then."
    Well, that sounded like a good thing...! She gave him a sharp look when he asked her about it and did her "ice queen" act, all cold and proud-nosed. Said she didn't like doing it; trickery was better than killing. He persisted, asking to learn, and after a while she reluctantly agreed.
    Martial arts. It was another of the many mysteries wreathed through the enigmatic proud slum-woman he called Mother.
    All this pride and dignity eventually caused problems, however. Kisho grew increasingly bold in his thievery; he was good, and he knew it, but thought was better than he was. He got careless; he tried to cut the pursestrings of a lone young Dragon Blood. He figured youth meant lack of awareness. He was wrong. He'd almost gotten free; he had the purse in his palm, had hunched his head into "nonperson" posture, but some extra sense alerted the Dragon-Blooded youth. A hand grasped his arm like closing steel, and a hard proud voice demanded the purse's return.
    Blustering didn't work. Pity-pleading didn't work. He saw his fate sealed within the cold eyes of the Dragon-Blood, in the expressionless face. This one was as proud as his mother, and his thieving fingers had insulted the noble's person. If the Dragon Blood had been a mere guard instead, he might have only suffered a period in jail. Instead, the noble brought Kisho to his household, signed him into slavery, and passed him to a seneschel for "processing".
    "Processing" included bonds, a detached list of rules and harsh consequences, and a good soap-and-water scrubbing. He was too shocked and bewildered, reeling from the sudden twists and turns of events, to resist. The bath revealed his pretty form, and that ensured his fate even harder.
    The next months were a blur of humiliation, pain, and confusion. Once he really realized what was to happen, Kisho fought, desperate as a cornered coon - but only once. Drugs induced him into blank compliance for weeks, until at last he was released from the stupor.
    "You know the cost for disobedience," he was told, cold and straight. "You know the cost for fighting. Will you behave, or will you be drugged?"
    He chose to cooperate. He had enough presence of mind to cooperate until he could escape; enough savvy to pull the fleece over softling eyes. "The best revenge is thriving," his mother had said many times before. "When they try to break you, survive and thrive until you can laugh in their smug faces. Keep this in your mind, and they will never break you."
    So he complied, and he waited. He suffered the humiliations and the degradations; he repeated his mother's words like a mantra, and he waited. He hid hate in downcast eyes and subservient agreement; he hid rage and shame in the dark of his heart. He waited, and at last his chance came.
    The Dragon Blood came high on Cynis drugs and called Kisho to his bed. Halfway through, the Dragon Blood slept, and Kisho stole away from the room. He moved as if he belonged; he moved as if called to another duty, and no one suspected otherwise. Unhindered, he walked out the door and into street-freedom.
    It didn't take long before the alarm was raised, his disappearance discovered. This was an affront against the House Peleps household; his escape was insult. The streets were not safe; the city was not safe. Cursing and wild-eyed, determined to keep his freedom, Kisho fled his city into the nearest wild.
    He did not know how to survive into the wilder places. He'd known nothing but Eagle's Launch, and now he tried to find shelter and food in the woods and fields, and winter was fast approaching. The Dragon Bloods didn't break him, but the wild threatened to. His body ate into his muscles for the last reserves of fuel; he ate plants he wasn't sure were edible, and bugs drifting into hibernation. Damned if he'd let woods break him when even nobles couldn't!
    In the end, a silvered wolf caught his scent and growled in the shadows of falling night. It bit at his bleeding heels in the dark, and he fled. Its hot breath tickled his neck; its paws were soundless compared to his staggering feet. He ran, and when his weary body failed him, he put his back to a tree and grabbed a fallen branch. It was a makeshift weapon, and his martial arts would - he thought - only lose him limbs to those fangs. But damned if he'd give up now! He'd been through a hell of silk and semen; he'd been through a purgatory of starvation. He was not giving up without a fight!
    The wolf slowed as it reached him. Its eyes reflected the silver of the moon above, and froze him to motionlessness. A shaft of moonlight touched its fur, and in its place stood a fey being of all genders and none, shimmering shadow.
    He/she/it/that-which-was named itself Luna, and named Kisho xir Chosen. His brow gleamed silver, and sterngth flowed into his skeletal frame. Xe claimed him, marked him, and he began to think that perhaps he could survive and thrive...!
  • Code: Kisho follows the Silver Way (for the most part, anyway), but he's got a few additions, forming his own personal code. Silver Way edicts are in darker brown.
    • Never flee, never surrender.
    • Nothing is true, everything is true. Question everything.
    • Everything is serious. Nothing is serious. Upturn all.
    • Repay your debts.
    • Truth is relative. Question everything.
    • No one knows everything; everyone knows nothing. Be the Fool.
    • Be just and generous to those beneath you.
    • Slay not your brothers and sisters.
    • Defend what is yours. And know what is yours.
    • Honor your word to the deserving.

Character Sheet

  • Name: Kisho Laughing Lord
  • Concept: Discordian
  • Player: Danielle
  • Nature: Trickster
  • Caste: Changing Moon
  • Totem: Tanuki (raccoon-dog)

Attributes

  • Str 2 (3), Dex 4 (5), Sta 2 (4)
  • Cha 4, Manip 5, Appear 4
  • Percep 3, Int 3, Wits 4

Abilities

  • War
    Athletics 3, Awareness 2, Dodge 3
    Endurance 1, Martial Arts 3, Resistance 3
  • Life
    Larceny 2, Linguistics 3, Performance 2
    Presence 2, Socialize 3, Stealth 3
    Survival 2
  • Wisdom
    Investigation 1, Lore 1, Occult 1

Specialties: Impersonation (Performance) 1, Discern Motive (Socialize) 1, Trail (Survival) 2

Advantages

  • Backgrounds: Heart's Blood 3, Mentor 1, Resources 1, Renown 1, Contacts 1, Artifact 2
  • Willpower: 5
  • Virtues: Compassion 2, Temperance 3, Conviction 2, Valor 2
  • Renown: Succor 10, Cunning 50, Mettle 13, Glory 19
  • Essence: 3 (Personal 13, Peripheral 36)

Weapons: Moonsilver switchklaive
Armor: Gauntlets
Soak: B 2/4, L 0/2
Health Levels: -0, -1, -1, -1, -1, -2, -2, -2, -4, Incap

Heart's Blood (animal): mouse, tanuki, black mamba, barred owl, raven, coyote, hatra, tiger, feral cat, pike, badger, bat, austrech, catfish, turtle
Heart's Blood (human): Le'dal Alan (Rangelord, Fangsergeant, air aspect Dragon Blooded); Synis Sea (sadistic stoner)

Languages: Low Realm, Forest Tongue, River Tongue, Old Realm

Charms

  • Finding the Spirit's Shape (1m cost, instant duration, reflexive type)
  • Hide of the Cunning Hunter (1m, 1 day, simple)
  • Deadly Beastman Transformation (5m, instant, reflexive)
    • DBM Gifts: Resilience of Nature, Bestial Reflexes, Enhanced Senses
  • Humble Mouse Shape (X, indefinite, special)
  • Shaping the Ideal Form (1m, instant, simple)
  • Body Weapon Technique (1m, instant, supplemental)
  • Towering Beast Form (X, indefinite, special)
  • Many-Faced Moon Transformation (3m, instant, reflexive)
  • Stealthy Fox Method (2m/day, 1 scene, simple)
  • Ox Body Technique (X, permanent, special)
  • Prey's Skin Disguise (5m 1 WP, indefinite, simple)
  • Tale-Spinning Mastery (1m/die, 1 scene, simple)
  • Trackless Passage Technique (4m 1 WP, 1 day, simple)
  • Sinuous Striking Grace (1m/+1 initiative, instant, reflexive)
  • Snake Body Technique (5m, instant, reflexive)
  • Brotherhood of Lake and River (5m 1 WP/person, instant, simple)

Merits and Flaws

  • Wanted: 1 pt flaw: Escaped slave from House Peleps.
  • Nightmares: 3 pt flaw
  • Secrets: 1 pt flaw: Kisho does not want anyone knowing he was a slave or that he was molested/raped by members of and guests of House Peleps. (Or that it happened at all, period, regardless of who did it.)
  • Eidetic Recall: 2 pt merit: Sight and sound.
  • Derangement: 3 pt flaw: Dissociation
    As a Discordian Changing Moon, Kisho believes everything is true and nothing is true. In order to discover truth, one must experience a thing and look at a thing from as many different points of view as possible. When Kisho takes a human form other than his own, he tries his best to submerge himself beneath the form's personality, mind, instincts, etc. He tries to become that person for a time, in more than just body.
    When attempting to dissociate at will, roll Wits + Essence. The ST chooses the number of successes needed to get well into the role but maintain a hold on your own purpose and motives. In a failure, nothing happens; dissociation doesn't work and it's harder to play the part. Botch or get too many successes and you lose yourself completely in the character.
    For every X days in said form, roll willpower to resist losing purpose and all identity to the role. To get out of the role after complete dissociation, spend 1 temporary willpower to make a willpower roll at a 3 difficulty.

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